"Two-ness"

Two year olds always refer to themselves in the third person

Two year olds tell you they want one thing but as soon as you give it to them, they change their mind

Two year olds insist you hug and kiss their stuffed animals goodnight

Two year olds don't like to take naps Two year olds NEED naps

Two year olds are great snugglers
Two year olds are big helpers
Two year olds love Tom and Jerry